Britney Spears

Where have you gone sweet Britney of old.  What happened between Whoops I Did It Again and this present day state of shaved heads, drug accusations, and all the other shenanigans?  Honestly, what happened?  And fans, please note, I’m not attacking Britney here, I’m just asking some questions that we would all like an honest answer to.  So before you go Crystal O Jones on me take a moment and really think about how America took a mousketeer and turned her into an unfit mother.

And before I forget, let me explain the reference I made above to Crystal O Jones.  Awhile back I had a post about Britney Spears and I received this comment from a devout Britney supporter.  Crystal wrote “I think Britney would get better if all the A-holes would leave her be aspecially the paparazzi they suck! Put yourself in her place, if someone was following you around with a camera in your face watching your every move just to see you mess up wouldn’t that make you angry? I’d hate it, I’d get sick of it, and I’d probabely flip out too! Plus people today need to seperate fact from fiction. Just because someone prints it doesn’t make it true. So leave brit’ alone and let the singer/songwriter come back to us the way we know and love her. Brit’ I’m your biggest fan and I wish all the happiness in the world and may God Bless You!!!

Now honestly I do think that there’s a bit too much hype and paparazzi around Ms. Spears as of late.  There is a line that needs to be drawn between the public and private lives of celebrities, but it was Ms. Spears herself, who posed naked for pictures while pregnant, who significantly blurred those lines to begin with.  I’m just saying that maybe Britney needs to work on bringing sexy back.  Or at least work on getting her life back to a normal center.  Honestly, even China Daily is reporting on how off kilter she’s been as of late.

All of that hullabaloo aside here’s a track that I stumbled upon earlier this week here on the interwebs.  It’s a rather clever remixing of Britney’s track Me Against the Music which originally appeared on her fourth studio album In The Zone (iTunes) and featured Madonna.  Oh how the mighty have fallen.  This rendition is a remix by the laptop gurus Justice and it’s deserving of a couple of minutes of your time.

mp3 : Britney Spears - Me Against the Music (Justice Remix)

No, really, where did the sweet Britney of yesterday disappear to?  I really would like to know.

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5 Responses to “Britney Spears”


  1. 1 Steven

    Man, I come here because you’re apparently up for an award and I want to check the blog out… and I’m greeted with an article about Britney Spears? I mean, I thought you were taking this thing seriously now, but come on.

    Okay, but seriously, who is this Crystal girl? That post sounds like a joke. At least, I assume it is because I can’t imagine someone who likes Britney Spears that much being able to operate a computer. Maybe that’s just me though…

  2. 2 billy

    in large part i created this post because of the crystal o jones comment i received on my previous, more legitimate, post about britney spears. and i thought the hilarity of crystal’s comment needed to be shared with all my loyal reader(s?).

  3. 3 hodes

    What the fuck does it matter? Taking blogging seriously is like taking that show “lost” seriously.

  4. 4 billy

    apparently you take it seriously. or at least seriously enough to have a strong opinion.

    and to be honest i really don’t know what your first sentence is referring to. at all.

  5. 5 Billy Martin

    Hi there…I Googled for billy blues, but found your page and have to say thanks. nice read.

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